December 2011
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straight girls: ugh all the hot guys are gay
gay guys: ugh all the hot guys are straight
me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
Random fun stuff: Joke - the gambler →
sickhumor:
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the house a round of drinks.” The bartender said, “That’s fine, but we’re in the middle of the Depression, so I’ll need to see some money first.” The guy…
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Attention New Years Eve Party People
marcoayedoewelive:
Just an FYI for everyone…. No excuses, folks. Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does.Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: You don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357 . Please re-post this if you don’t mind..
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter that he claims to have not written but was still published under his name)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto." (2007)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANDRAPANDA12!!!!!!!
iamwerepandahearmeroar:
ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!
MAY MAGICAL PAPER BIRTHDAY CARDS FLY TOWARD YOU
AND YOU GET A CAKE MADE OF
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS FULL OF FIST PUMPING
SO REMEMBER
I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS TOTALLY
YOU ROCK SANDRAPANDA12
This follower? Pretty freakin amazing :)
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mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
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Last year of being a teen begins today. Let’s see what happens this year :D